Here are some of the best wedding jokes
These wedding jokes could definitely light up the mood at the reception as everyone is going to be emotional for the bride and groom.
In the Philippines, June is considered to be the peak of weddings. Yes, the wedding season is just around the corner and couples getting married happens all-year round. In order to bring a lighter mood when everyone is getting emotional, here are some of the wedding jokes that could help a speaker in this aspect.
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
Two florists recently got married. It was an arranged marriage.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “RINGS” :
- Engagement Ring
- Wedding Ring
Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married? The reception was terrific.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Why did Comic Sans break up with Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
It’s been ten years since the invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids are nothing to look at either.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
- first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
Unfortunately, the jumper cables are getting a divorce. They just didn’t have that spark.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Enjoy sharing these wedding jokes to your family and friends.