Here are examples of knock-knock jokes and question-and-answer jokes
These knock-knock jokes and question-and-answer jokes can break the ice in an intense moment and will be a source of laughter.
Here are the examples of knock-knock jokes:
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna your business
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Here are the examples of question-and-answer jokes:
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
A: The trap-azoid.
Q: Why did the crab never share?
A: Because he’s shellfish
Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
Q. Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?
A. Mini-soda!
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